I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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