My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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