Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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