did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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