the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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