Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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