Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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