You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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