And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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