Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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