It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You made out with two different species that night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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