Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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