It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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