On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
