I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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