Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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