Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He has the fingertips of a God
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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