I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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