Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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