I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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