Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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