Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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