I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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