How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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