that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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