dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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