So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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