he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
we're making bets on your personal life
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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