at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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