I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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