she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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