talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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