My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
birth control should be required to get into college
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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