The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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