Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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