Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
