Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
