Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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