bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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