just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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