that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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