Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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