Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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