On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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