Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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