you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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