it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
