Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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