Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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