you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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