I didn't shave. On purpose
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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