I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
