I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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