Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
