ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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